When I meow my Grandma lets me outside or inside or gives me milk or gives me treats
(Her training is going well)
I let my Mom play cat-fishing with me
(BEST GAME EVER!)
Finally I like to ignore my Mom when she is all like Blair come snuggle me and I don't want to. I enjoy meditating in the sun on Grandma's chair. I enjoy catching flies and chase them all over the place so I can eat them. I ask my Mom for all the cool toys on TV but my favourite is the toilet paper rolls or the kleenex boxes. I enjoy getting up on the counters to see what kind of foodables might be left up there for me to enjoy. And yes I do go to the bathroom in the litter box, unless it is dirty, then I leave it on the floor for Mom.
I also am able to give really good dirty looks, ruin pictures by walking away, and I have a special growl for my Mom when she is being annoying.