You will never believe this!

Ok first Mom came over and cut my nails which wasn't very much fun so I made my special growl for her. She says that someday I will learn not to bite the hand that feeds me...whatever that means.

BUT HERE IS MY EXCITING NEWS

There is a wolf that is hanging around my house, even the neighbourhood cats saw it. At first I thought that it was just the OP Pack coming for a visit and maybe to pull me on the sled with all this snow. But then I saw its big eyes, big ears, big paws and big teeth, so I ran inside to make sure thay my Grandma was still my Grandma.

Grandma told Mom all about it and Mom was very worried about me being outside. Now Grandma is trying to keep me inside but it is just soo boring.

Introducing...

I would like you to meet my furiends Monte and Holly with their human brother little Cohen.

They all belong to my Mom's best friend who loves to read blogs whenever Mom visits her. We are trying to convince her to let them have their own blog. Monte does have facebook and an email address so he is off to a good start. Cohen is doing very well, if you remember he was born three weeks early and had to be fed by feeding tube. He is now double his birth weight feeding great. Monte and Holly love their new baby brother and all his cool toys.

Monte is one strange guy, he has his own facebook account and he is always on playing games. I think he is addicted to farmville and frontierville. This is why Mom says that I can have my own blog and my own email but no facebook. Monte also likes to help his Mom and my Mom do homework. He is quite the scholar, our Moms were so impressed with his hard work.

Until he decided that to afford school he would become an X-Rated Film Star!

Please Help Me

I was just minding my own business snuggling in my chair(ok maybe I was standing on the counter) when Grandma came home from shopping today and pulled out THESE HORRIBLE THINGS:

Then she told me that she was calling Mom to come over and cut my nails.

Whatever will I do?!?!

Miss Ann I think I will take you up on your Florida offer, infact I am googling flights right now!

Wordless Wednesday

What a Slacker

Gosh I don't know what is up with my Mother these days but she has been slacking on typing out my posts AND on visiting me. It is a good thing that Grandma lives me so that I am not alone, although she doesn't blog for me.

I haven't been up to anything too crazy it is way too cold like minus 30. I wish it would get warmer soon. I keep trying to go outside on nice sunny days but then I have to turn around because it is too cold. I think I will just snuggle up in my chair til spring comes and watch old and the useless whoops I mean young and restless with Grandma.

Peeeeemail

Whoops did I write peemail? I meant to eeeeeeemail. My Mom got me my very own eeeeemail today, because she doesn't want to share hers all the time with me. AND this way I can post my eeeeemail on my blog for all of you to know so that you may send me sweet nothings to read all day!

I am so excited to share my eeeeemail address with you all, I can now be reached at:

drum roll please

badblaircat@gmail.com

Wordless Wednesday

Shower Suprise

I have a very funny story to tell you all about my best friend Brigid who used to be one of Mom's roommates at school. It happens to involve the shower and one very sneaky kitty. I'm not sure if you remember but in my Mango Minster post I let you all in on a secret. I enjoy watching people bath and shower. And maybe jumping in the wet tub afterwards.

The very first time that Mom and the roommates learned of my secret obession, they were scared out of their minds. Brigid was in having a nice shower and I jumped up and hid in between the curtains then stuck my paw out at the water. She let out the biggest scream and then called for my Mom. Mom came running in thinking something was wrong and I stuck my head out from behind the curtain. She laughed and laughed and laughed.....until I got her the next time!

Mango Minster Prize and other things

As you all know I managed to convince my Mother to put up a prize for the Mango Minster kitteh catergory. Now I was browsing at my local pet store when I saw these beautiful collars, and said Mom these are the most amazing collar's a pet could have. You can get them in all kinds of colours and even put charms on them!

Of course then my Mom said "Oh Blair these would be a perfect prize for Mango Minster". Needless to say she didn't buy one for me...ugh. But we are offering one collar for the first place kitteh decorated with some of these really cool charms.

We pondered about how many charms we should offer and decided that 3 would be our number and that the winner could pick any three charms and colour of collar. At this point Mom asked for the website and found out that...gasp....these were part of a DOG DESIGNER COLLECTION. I panicked for a little bit wondering if my kitty friends would be okay with wearing dog gear but Mom said that I have worn dog stuff lots and never minded so the thinks that it will be fine with them too.

So here is website where we will be buying the prize www.foufoudog.com , feel free to browse and maybe your parents will actually let you buy stuff for you.

My Mango Minster Post

This is my official entry post for this year's Mango Minster 2011. To start with my qualifications, I have my very own blog, I am writing a post, AND I Blair Cat allow Mango and his Mango Momma to use my pictures. Ok now that the legal stuff is over......

I am going to enter myself into the Kitteh CATegory and here is why I Blair should win.

I can survive through hamster attacks

(yes I did type that correctly, I was just looking when it launched itself at me)

I enjoy playing in the tub

(that is until Mom puts me under water and SHE comes out looking like a cutter)

I have my very own toy box and cat tent

(yes I have THAT many toys)

My Mom makes me do tricks for my treats

(She makes me do crazy things)

When I meow my Grandma lets me outside or inside or gives me milk or gives me treats

(Her training is going well)

I let my Mom play cat-fishing with me

(BEST GAME EVER!)

Finally I like to ignore my Mom when she is all like Blair come snuggle me and I don't want to. I enjoy meditating in the sun on Grandma's chair. I enjoy catching flies and chase them all over the place so I can eat them. I ask my Mom for all the cool toys on TV but my favourite is the toilet paper rolls or the kleenex boxes. I enjoy getting up on the counters to see what kind of foodables might be left up there for me to enjoy. And yes I do go to the bathroom in the litter box, unless it is dirty, then I leave it on the floor for Mom.

I also am able to give really good dirty looks, ruin pictures by walking away, and I have a special growl for my Mom when she is being annoying.

I hope that I qualify for the Kitteh CATegory and that I am kitteh enough otherwise just switch my entry to the DIVA/BAD SPORT sections.

LOVE BLAIR XOXO

Mango Minster 2011

Gosh I am so excited that Mango invited me to enter his really cool doggy and kitty show. Of course I will be entering the kitteh section, showing off all my kitteh badness and maybe goodness too.

(Have I mentioned yet that I enjoy watching people take baths and showers)

In fact Mom was so excited that she asked if we could sponser the winner of the kitty category!



We found some really pretty collars at the petstore that can be PERSONALIZED for the winners to have their name on. But if I win then the prize would go to the next winner since ...Santa just brought me a new one....WHOOPS....I mean since it is the nice thing to do.

Yes Mom and I can't wait to see all the entries and maybe meet some new friends!

Tricks for Treats

My Mommy is sometimes very hard to train, SHE likes to make me do tricks for treats.

No not trick or treating!

But isn't that sitting nicely, begging, etc just for dogs?

Apparently not in the world my mother lives in, I wish I could film her digging out the treats,

Taking them all out ONE BY ONE

(sheesh Mother hurry up I could do it fast myself)

And then saying sit Blair

Come on Blair, look at what Mommy has

Come on Mom, how many angles do you need?

You know Mom, this is taking way to long just to get one little stinking treat.

I'm going to get the OTHER BAG out of the cuboard!

Wordless Wednesday

My personal warming spot!

Dogs Dogs Dogs

Now let me clear some things up for you all, I do like dogs but sometimes they need to understand who indeed is the boss.....ME. Hence the reason my dishes get to be high and their's low like when Bullit stayed with Mom and me at school. It isn't fair to eat all of your food and then try to eat all of mine.

They also need to have manners during playtime, I do enjoy a good game of Mom throw the toy and me take it not back to her but somewhere else. However when a dog tries to play they completely run you over with their giant paws, like Bijou who stayed with Mom and I.

This week Sophie is staying with Grandma and I.....I am not entirely sure how I feel about it. She eats my food, but doesn't have giant paws and she carries around this interesting toy that squeaks somehow.

She does like to steal Grandma's lap on me though and I try to share but I'm soo not into it. Grandma says she looks like a crazy lady with me on one knee and Sophie on the other. And both of us trying to get up when she has her laptop on her lap. Laptops are such a pain.

Bringing in the New Year

I am so happy to be blogging again, christmas was kind of boring for me. Grandma went off visiting and left me, the usual story. Mom came on christmas morning with her brother and dropped off the presents that Santa left for me at her house. She said Santa must have been confused and thought that I would be there.

Santa brought me this wonderful new bed, toy and a new pink sparkly collar (my favourite).

Last night I was headed on my way to party with Puddles, when my Mom came over. She and Grandma were going out drinking and dancing. Mom had a very pretty dress on and then

I saw....

SO after Mom and Grandma left saying "be nice Blair", I told these two hooligans that no way were they coming to Puddles's party with me. Then Sophie tried to suck up and tell me how pretty my new collar was, and that she is on a blog too just like me. I tried saying that they don't even know Puddles and I'm sure that Puddles Mom wouldn't be very happy if I just brought everyone. But that little Sophie said I look at Puddles blog and her brother Albert is so handsome. And Koda put on his I'm the big brother voice, and we all went.

Good thing too because I almost had to sleep over those beer and cheetos are a dangerous combination.