Flashback Friday

This is kitten me, arn't I cute looking stalking the mirror,

and this is the mirror now,

Sucessful Hunt

Sinful Sunday

Professional Kitty- do not attempt to do such things at home!

1. Meow loudly while Grandma is on the phone

2. Meow loudly while Grandma is sleeping

3. Meow loudly while Grandma is watching Young and the Restless

4. Cross street to meet with friends

5. Sniff microwave that contains Grandma's food

6. Walk on counter

7. Destory napkins located on microwave on counter

8. Harass Grandma for snuggles

9. Scratch carpet on the stairs

Now I'm a professional at being bad, Mom says it comes from being named after Blair from Gossip Girl but honestly who wants to be good, its way boring. But anyways I try to do at least 3 things on this list everyday although most of you couldn't do it.

My Mother and the flashy beasts

Just when I think my mother doesn't have her flashy beast with her, I find out she has one on her phone!

She followed me into my lair (ok the basement) at Grandma's house where I keep all my important things like my crate with my special pink blanky, my toy box (yeah thats right I have sooo many toys Mom got me a box for them), my tent (what you don't have a tent to play in...loser), and of course my pink dishes. AND SHE BROUGHT HER SISTER TOO.

But here is Mom and I

And here is my playing with Mom and my pink mouse (yeah I like pink)

Ohh and this is me playing with the sister

Xoxo Blair

Worst Day Ever

MY mother is now my enemy. SHE thought that I needed to be cleaned. Umm hello cats clean themselves and I do a very good job of it, I even clean behind my ears and wipe my face on the sofa (whoops don't tell about the sofa). But noooooo she didn't believe me,

And here I am in the tub trying to get the water away from my toes.

And look she even tried to give me bath toys so that I might enjoy it, not a chance, espcially when this happens afterwards,

Yes I am wrapped in a purple towel giving the death glare

For ruther reference Mother bathtime was not fun

HOLY MOLEY

Meozers I haven't been on here in ages actually Mom hasn't let me at the computer since she DESERTED me at Grandma's house. Plus Grandma only has dial-up internet, talk about the old days my blog pages don't even load let alone be able to visit with all of Mom's blogging friends.

Anyways now that I have control of the computer ahahaha let me tell you about all my adventures......

I KILLED MY FIRST WILD BEAST......it fought hard and even made me squeal but in the end I even had blood on my collar to show off to Mom. My wild beast looked something like this:

Just so you know it was WAYYYYY bigger than Puddle's wally-mart chipmunk and unlike her I killed him with my bear paws (haha get it bear paws, bare paws....I'm so funny).

Moving Moving Moving and some meowing

Hey everyone, I'm back!

After months of hanging out with the roomies Mom came with her family to come and pick me up. It was sad leaving the roomies but Mom promised that I would like my new house. We travelled for what seemed like forevvvver and I tried telling her that I really needed to use the litterbox instead I pooped in the car...oopps.

When we made it to my Mom's house I got to sleep in the bathroom because it was too late to meet all the animals that live at her house. In the morning I yelled to tell her that I needed to snuggle her so she opened the door so that I could meet the cat-friendly dogs but they were pretty scary, so I mostly explored places that they couldn't see me. THEN (here is the really scary part) I was exploring the rest of the house since Mom and Uncle told me it was safe, BUT I went into one room and HOLY CATS there was a big black rodant hunting monster in there!!!!! I yelled for Mom and he jumped me, so Mom and the dogs came running in to get him away. I wasn't very impressed then so I stayed unter the bed and growled even when Mom came to say sorry she didn't know that he was hiding in that room.

After that I went to Grandma's house and Mom set up all my toys and my bed and my food and litterbox. I explored Grandma's house and found that the basement was nice and cool so I told Mom that living here would be just fine with me.

Grandma is pretty nice, she makes sure my litterbox is clean EVERYDAY (Mom only cleaned it every few days), and she lets me explore outside which I wasn't allowed to do when I lived with the roommates.

I will post again soon xoxo, Blair

ps. Blair's Mom here, she was certainly stretching her tail when she told you about the "big mean rodant hunter" who happens to be the resident cat at my house who was not expecting another cat to come into the room where he was sleeping. I think they scared each other and neither one was happy with me afterwards. Blair is loving being at Grandma's house, she gets to spend the day outside and play in the nice cool basement. She isn't too impressed when the grandkids visit and want to play though, they are still too loud and scary!

Summer/ Life Ahead

Hey everyone Blair's mom here,

Since it is summer I have moved back home and this year I will be staying home sooo what that means for Blair is that she will be living with my roommates until the end of summer and then moving back home with me too. Although with the amount of animals at my house she will be moving in with my grandma for the year.

Any new stories will be posted as soon as I get them. Thanks for being patient for Blair stories!