Friday, April 15, 2011

Naughty Kitty Lessons- Day Four

Wow I'm shocked by all the improvement I am seeing obviously your practicing is paying off!





I will reward you by sticking peanut butter on the roof of your mouth




hee hee hee






JUST KIDDING

(or am I? it would be pretty entertaining)






Anyways getting back on track today's lesson is all about the bathroom, your human's bathroom


As I have read many of you already know that your humans shouldn't go into the bathroom alone as scary things could happen in there. You should always escort them or offer them a paw.


But most importantly the bathroom is actually like a fun zone for pets you can hop in the tub and splash in the water droplets, scare your roommates while they are showering by reaching your paws inside the shower, drink from the waterer, leave paw prints on the waterer, leave hairs on the waterer, jump on your humans lap if they let you escort them while they are sitting on the waterer.



BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY


SHREDDING THE TOILET PAPER






Toilet paper shredding should be done when your humans are not home just in case they catch you in the act. You should try to get as much on the ground as possible. There is no reason for it to be on the roll. After you have unrolled ALL the paper, you can scratch it with your paws, roll in it, bite it and spread it all around the house.




It is wonderful stuff and best of all its super naughty!!!



Good luck following through with this weeks lesson!

6 comments:

  1. Pleeeeeeze don't try dis at home. I tried it once when I's was a baby and got...caught!

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  2. Ah hail, I has done aaaaaaaaall dis stuff and lemme tells ya...it is a blast.
    Yes, I has even been known to jump in my mum's lap while her is on da john...hehehe...hers don't care fur it though.

    Puddles
    PS: I am so sorry you hads to listen to my mum's accent. But, you made her smile withs your comment!

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  3. Yes, I always have Bumby to accompany me to the scary bathroom. Susie is my toilet paper shredder and has been known to use her mouth to shred. Darcy has only caught on to escorting me to the bathroom but then Bumby hisses at her and she scuttles off. Ann

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  4. the toilet paper tricks sound cool, thanks
    Benny & Lily

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  5. Wow! I have to try that one.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  6. Hi Blair - Muesli's already ahead of you on this one -she's a toilet-paper-shredding-pro!! :-)

    Slobbers,
    Honey the Great Dane

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