Friday, February 18, 2011

Things I'm NOT allowed to do

When I was just a little kitten , my Mom thought that I would just learn to be nice without much direction because she played with me, snuggled with me and showed me what I was allowed to do.

I on the other paw had different ideas about what I should do, so Mom made me some rules,



I am NOT ALLOWED to:



Wash myself sitting in Mom's lap
Wash myself on Mom's bed
Wash myself while Mom is looking at me
Wash myself while Mom is trying to take pictures


Jump on the counter
Jump on the table
Jump on the windows
Jump on the coffee table
Jump on the human's legs

Eat from the counter
Eat from the table
Eat from the coffee table
Eat from the pantry

Scratch the humans
Scratch the couches
Scratch the beds
Scratch the toilet paper
Scratch the table
Scratch the wall




Of course that is only some of the things that I'm "not allowed" to do. Sometimes Mom doesn't bother telling me NO anymore she just says "really Blair really". Hee Hee I think I saw a grey on her head the other day...I'd be pretty proud if I gave it to her.

Do you think she would let me frame it?
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8 comments:

  1. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥February 18, 2011 at 9:56 AM

    We aren't sure, Blair, but it might have been easier to tell us what you ARE allowed to do - maybe look beautiful is one them:)

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

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  2. Katnip LoungeFebruary 18, 2011 at 10:43 AM

    Blair, of course "not allowed" is just a suggestion!

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  3. Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, RyuFebruary 18, 2011 at 1:28 PM

    OK... we sort of get the scratch bits, but THE REST? WHY????????

    Purrs,
    The Chans

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  4. 3 doxiesFebruary 18, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    I just don't get it. Some of them things on da list is so super fun. I thinks your mom just doesn't want you to haves fun.

    Puddles

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  5. Sweet PurrfectionsFebruary 18, 2011 at 2:50 PM

    What the kitty does when mom isn't looking doesn't count!

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  6. Cat and DOG Chat With CarenFebruary 18, 2011 at 5:24 PM

    I was going to say the same thing as the OP Pack....what are you ALLOWED to do?

    No washing in the bed? Ohhhh Mom!!! That is strict!

    I do understand the counter and the table and all (I do the same) and the scratching as well, but cut the poor baby some slack over washing in the bed!
    xoxoxo

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  7. DexterFebruary 19, 2011 at 4:51 AM

    Such a long list of things not to do. How will you ever remember them all?

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  8. UnknownFebruary 20, 2011 at 7:48 PM

    Ooh, Blair - I thought kitties didn't understand those words "not allowed"??! Hee! Hee!

    Slobbers,
    Honey the Great Dane

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