Naughty Kitty Lesson- Day 6

We are almost at the end of our lessons,

I'm suprised that some of you have stuck with it this long

Now I may or may not be taking bribes to bump up marks if needed.

(I like temptations best)

Today's lesson is all about hissing and growling. Now your parents may tell you "don't bite the hand that feeds you" but I wouldn't listen to them, I never do. You should hiss or growl whenever your human picks you up or looks at you wrong. I personally enjoying growling at my Mom whenever she tries to snuggle me too long. I also like to hiss whenever other animals are over visiting, just so they know who is boss. I suggest that you hiss or growl at least once or twice a day so that your family understands not to cross you or else!

Susie

It seems that another dear friend of mine has passed on to the bridge. Susie and I had some fun times at the beach. I will most certainly miss her. Her Mom, The Boston Lady is a great friend of mine and would appreciate your visits at this time.

Wordless Wednesday

In Memory of Praline

I am sad to say that one of my more recent blog friends passed on to the bridge today. It was through blogging events that I met Miss Praline. She was a very inspiring diva kitty, and I know that she is happy and no longer hurting now.

Please visit Praline's Mom Paula, I know she will appreciate it.

http://sweetpraline.blogspot.com/

Easter

I hope that all my friends had a great easter

Sadly the easter cow did not find me. I was very disapointed and very tempted to eat all the chocolate. But then I was informed that the easter chocolate at my house was not even from the easter bunny instead Grandma had bought chocolate eggs to give to all her grandkids.

YES THAT IS RIGHT THE EASTER BUNNY AND THE EASTER COW DID NOT COME TO MY HOUSE

I WAS NOT AWARE OF THERE BEING ANY STIPULATIONS REQUIRING ME TO BE GOOD IN ORDER FOR THEM TO COME

I am now staging a protest against the easter animals!

Naughty Kitty Lessons- Day 5

It looks like everyone is really getting the hang of being naughty

I'm so proud and I think I will be making lots of certificates!

Just a quick lesson today and kind of late but here we go,

Bed Biting

Yes, there could be all kinds of critters in bed with your humans that you may need to evacuate

Just as your humans are falling asleep, inspect the covers for these moving creatures

AND

THEN

POUNCE

Of course use full claws and teeth

I look forward to your stories!!

Wordless Wednesday

The Easter Bunny vs The Easter Cow

I'm not a fan of the Easter Bunny.

All he brings is chocolate which I'm not allowed to eat.

I think that if any other kind of animal is going to be breaking into my house,

I would like it to be THE EASTER COW

Just imagine all the milk that she would bring!

Naughty Kitty Lessons- Day Four

Wow I'm shocked by all the improvement I am seeing obviously your practicing is paying off!

I will reward you by sticking peanut butter on the roof of your mouth

hee hee hee

JUST KIDDING

(or am I? it would be pretty entertaining)

Anyways getting back on track today's lesson is all about the bathroom, your human's bathroom

As I have read many of you already know that your humans shouldn't go into the bathroom alone as scary things could happen in there. You should always escort them or offer them a paw.

But most importantly the bathroom is actually like a fun zone for pets you can hop in the tub and splash in the water droplets, scare your roommates while they are showering by reaching your paws inside the shower, drink from the waterer, leave paw prints on the waterer, leave hairs on the waterer, jump on your humans lap if they let you escort them while they are sitting on the waterer.

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY

SHREDDING THE TOILET PAPER

Toilet paper shredding should be done when your humans are not home just in case they catch you in the act. You should try to get as much on the ground as possible. There is no reason for it to be on the roll. After you have unrolled ALL the paper, you can scratch it with your paws, roll in it, bite it and spread it all around the house.

It is wonderful stuff and best of all its super naughty!!!

Good luck following through with this weeks lesson!

Wordless Wednesday

PS. Tucker this is my balencing on a roommate pose

Case of the Missing Hair

Soo I have this slight problem I seem to be missing some hairs

On both sides of my head too

This missing hair is very strange since it didn't go away from age infact I have had thin hair there since I was a wee baby kitty.

It is very concerning for me so if anyone could solve the mystery

or

make me feel better about my hair loss it would be great

Naughty Kitty Lessons- Day Three

Welcome back to all my students

I hope you practiced all your homework because you will need to use for life!

I know I know I'm late with the lesson this week please feel free to blame my mother for hogging the computer and going into work early for "school stuff".

Therefore I will be quick and only go over one part for this lesson

It is really important to remember though;

COUNTER AND TABLE SURFING

No no not like really surfing, sheesh. Counter and table surfing can be defined as jumping up on the table and counter. At my house this is a strict Mom only rule...hee hee ok ok and maybe a minor guideline for pets. My personal belief is.....yes this is in my religion you know....that animals should be allowed where ever they please even on the table (especially if there is a cereal bowl with milk). Training your human to let you do this is great simple things like photoshoots on the table are a perfect place to start. Just let your human think that they are doing you a favour on special occasions and then suprise you just get up there all the time.

My cousin Bo (check him out on Mom's blog) is a great example. He helped his family undecorate the light above their kitchen table, who needs birthday decorations up there anyways!

Wordless Wednesday

Getting Back to Normal

Finally my Grandma is home from her trip, she was gone for two whole weeks.

It is hard to imagine that she could cope without me for that long.

Who was there to warm her lap?

Who put their paws under the door when she was in the bathroom?

Who helped her drink all of the milk in her cereal?

Who made sure that she got up and walked around at 4am?

I'm not sure how she did it but she managed to do alright without me

Of course I was perfectly fine without her it's not like she waits on me or anything

ps. For those of you who are a little bit confused by my family. My Mom is well my Mom, I think you know who she is. If not check out her blog, she talks about herself alot on there. She lives with her Mom while working and doing school online. She has lots of pets at this house and a no more pet rule was imposed before I was even born. Therefore when she and I moved away from school, her Grandma agreed to let me live with her. So Grandma is actually my Great Grandma but I don't think she would like that name since it is a bit old sounding.

Naughty Kitty Lessons- Day Two

Welcome Back

and

Congrats you all passed the first lesson

For today's lesson we are going to concentrate on only two things;

• 
  
  picture taking


• 
  
  dashing

First when your parents dig out the flashy beast, or maybe they carry it around with them all the time hoping to catch you doing something amazing (sheesh everything we do is amazing), you should hide. If they can't find you, they can't post embarrassing photos of you. Or else you can turn your head just when they think they have the best shot, giving them your butt is another great trick.

Second which my Mom says I am the Queen of doing is dashing. Dashing is running to places where you shouldn't be, just in case you didn't know. You should always dash into rooms that always have the door closed, closets, especially out door which lead to dun...dun...dun OUTSIDE! Dashing always works best if you do it just as your parent is about to shut the door. Please do not worry about catching any of your body in the door just focus on getting through it.

Now then, this week I am assigning some homework. Please practice the lessosn and comment how well it is going. See you next week!