Naughty Kitty Lessons- Day One

Welcome to your first class of Naughty Kitty Lessons

I, Blair will be holding Naughty Kitty Lessons on Fridays, there will be 8 lessons to attend

and after you have completed all lessons you will obtain a certificate to post on your blog or to print out and hang in your office.

Now then for our first lesson we will be covering the basics;

• bathing



• shedding



• meowing



• scratching

For those of you wondering about my qualifications, one it is too late in the lesson you should have asked before joining my class and two talk to my mother.

Alrighty then lets talk about bathing, you should always bathe yourself when in company of lots of people and of course the flashy beast. I personally enjoy bathing when my Mom is laying in her bed, right next to her, snuggled up of course.

Shedding goes hand in hand with bathing if you bathe yourself enough you should encourage lots of hair shedding especially in the spring. You should always rub yourself on your humans when they are wearing white or black.

Meowing is a great tool to make your humans do as you please. If you meow enough they will do anything to make it stop. Always talk lots and talk loud even if you don't need anything.

Scratching should only happen on furniture, bedspreads, and on your humans. You should always keep sharp nails just in case of times when you are being forced to go to the V-E-T or other such occasions.

CLASS OVER

Make sure you come back next friday for the next lesson

ps. stay tuned for an exciting post tomorrow!